JOKE: Paint Job?

A blonde decided to hire herself out as a ';handywoman'; and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked if the owner had any odd jobs for her.





Well, I could use somebody to paint my porch,'; he said, ';How much will you charge?';


The blonde quickly responded, '; 拢50?';


The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, ';Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?';


He responded, ';That's a bit cynical, isn't it?';


The wife replied, ';You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes.';





A short time later, the blonde came to the door.


';You're finished already?'; the husband asked.


';Yes,'; the blonde replied, ';I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.


Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the 拢50


';And by the way,'; the blonde added, ';it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus';.JOKE: Paint Job?
im a blonde and even i think its funnyJOKE: Paint Job?
thts a good 1 lol have a *
poor toyota
lol
lol ive heard it before but it just gets funnier and funnier!
hahahhah


saw that coming
That is funny
Lol!! Great joke!!!
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hiya


liked that joke lisa very good
Great delivery, thanks
hahahahaha! very good!
I heard it before but still funny!





Lmao!
lol, thats really funny, poor guy
pmsl...brilliant have a star!!!
Heard it before





Sorry but blondes jokes are just recycled Irish jokes.





I'm both and my IQ is over 140
Very good, first smile of the day, thank you.
lol. i got that i dont get most blonde jokes!
LMAO haha have a star!!!!
OMG LOL
omg she painted the car!?


did it come off?


was he okay ?


did he have to catch the bus everyday and sit next to pervy men?


omg

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